ADSENSE, I WILL HAVE NO MORE BLOG

Dear Facebook readers, I started this blog for fun and maybe to make an extra buck to 2, and apparently Google people have no support, I got home today check my email, and without any warning they cancelled my account. So if you do a blog dont bother with the add parts, its very confusing. So I will just do a short talk on my face book page if thats ok with Corporate America. Ed Schmidt.

"News alert"

I have lost 2lbs yippee not much but I will take it. Any suggestion on how to get rid of the flab on my arms, so I don't look like a stuffed animal? I have posted a job listing of current jobs in California if anyone is looking when you click on the adds I make a little sumpin, and of course I am not working right now, so this will help out, I really do appreciate it, so really follow me on my blog I have to lose this weight!

"Already Slacking"

It has been a week now of exercising and already the last 2 days I have slacked, reason (1)  football, reason (2) no sleep. I could not sleep last night at all, I tossed and turned and getting older sucks, I peed 5 times last night and I was tired, of course I walked into the wall coming back to bed, knocked my knee on the edge cussed and I have to crawl into my twin bed, yes folks a twin bed, the same bed my sisters had and I had growing up, In case you did not know I had to move back in with my mother. 
The reason for being careful is, last week I got into the bed and it broke that is how fat I have become yes folks I crashed, so if anyone thought they felt and earthquake last week it was just me waking up the earth. The good news is I have not had much food today, maybe my body is in shock plus I am too lazy to make something. I guess I could call for a pizza delivery "NO Nancy Don't do it" OK I am fine now, it was quick thought. Man I could go for some cookie dough ice cream "No Nancy you must stop" is it OK to talk and yell at myself?
Anyways so the only excercising I have done is walk to bathroom and refrigerator to find the same nothing that was there 10minutes before.

"thanks for supporting me"

NO WORKOUT TODAY DUE TO MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL

To all those facebookers, blogger's, twitters, and so on that have responded to my blog of being fat and giving advice and encouragement I thank you!. So Please don't stop and please don't tell me I am bugging you with my blogs loll. So enough said I have tears of joy flowing down my face NOT! actually I am hungry, but so far all I have had is Raisin Bran, and 1/2 cantaloupe.

The last time I lost 20lbs was easier it took me only 2 weeks only this time I am gonna do it by Christmas, because last time, I kind of got Viral Meningitis I literally was puking my brains out, that was just a few years ago, so I really don't want to use that method again. It hurt like hell, the spinal taps hurt but the pain killers no hurt. The pain patch was awesome, but 2weeks of that and I came off of it, I was jonesin, I have no clue how to spell that, I am not crack head.
I just got my gallbladder out a few months ago, so I have to be careful what kind of exercises I do I have to be careful when I touch my toes or basically bend over because losing your gallbladder you have a lot of potential of doing the famous "SHARTING" for those of you who don't know what that is google it, I will not explain. OK so I am gonna go for a walk, wish me luck. This is why I get nervous to do anything with my body something always happens.

" I blew it"

So after dinner, which was chicken soaked in Dale sauce, basically liquid salt but so good oh and fried okra oops, and for desert lemon cake oh and a Popsicle oh and peanut butter toast with honey oh man I can not stop OK tomorrow is a new day good night

"Trainer News"

Good News, a member of my family Lorena has offered to train me, I know she was like I am now, but she worked hard at it, and has a smoking hot body now, so I know she can work on me and sculpt me. She runs Marathons now, but she is just going to have to be patient with my crying, whining and puking. I am on way to a healthy body, this is gonna be fun I hope. oh no what did I get myself into. Oh dear I am having a Big Mac Attack!

GOD SPEED LORENA, GOD SPEED!

"The Hot Walker"

I don't mean a Hot walker as in sexy hot, I mean it was Hot outside what was I thinking? I ate my hot bowl of oatmeal, then I put on my sweat belt, my hat and we started down the hill, I was so proud only cause we were going down hill, then I got the I am getting old my ankle hurts all I did was step on it oh well. There was a lovely breeze that lasted about 1 minute and then at the bottom of the hill the sun woke up, my faced started turning red and I was starting to perform a scene from being Lost in a Desert, the oh God I am not going to make it, how much further, now I have been walking a mile by this time maybe 20 minutes but I was out there. I finally found a shade tree and dumped what water sparingly from my bottle, because I did have a few feet to go, and I was ready for another mile on flat ground.
Up ahead I saw 2 huge dogs they were so cute it was like they were cheering me on or something they sat so proud, as we got closer the one dog was not cheering me on he was flashing me, yep I saw a dog wiener today, I kept moving forward. Along the way I have noticed on my walks people are pigs, there whole dinner was just laying there in the middle of the street they had tacos and burritos and chips I could tell because I did recognize the bag, but I was strong and did not pick up the leftovers and eat them, anyways they could at least throw away there trash.
It was finally the last mile with my head up high and thinking I cannot wait to sit down, I took a swig of my water but my lungs did not want anymore so they decided to projectile it straight out like the excorcist, I wonder if anyone was watching as I was choking. I finally caught my breath and made it up the last hill, got in the house stripped my workout clothes off and boy does that sweat belt work hopefully I sweated of something. Now when is lunch I am hungry!