Saturday, September 11, 2010

" I am piggy hear me oink"

This is why I got fat just look at the picture above
OK so I got up this morning, and I had a huge bowl of super sugar crisps, generic of course which probably means more sugar. I had a couple pieces of banana and peanut butter which I really enjoyed. I then was forced to go to the store and breathe all the food. but you have to know I wore my sweat belt all day, does that matter it better I might of sweat off the hot tamale's I ate last night 6 of them OK don't judge.

So then I am very deep into my computer and my mother walks behind me and scared the living crap out of me, hopefully I dropped another pound, or I crapped myself but she let me know she just made a lemon cake, oh dear, oh dear it was good after dinner after I forced down more pork, potatoes and salad and a Diet Pepsi.

Oh dear I am starting to sound like those people that go to the drive thru "4 cheeseburgers with fries, vanilla shake no make that chocolate oh never mind just give me both, and a DIET COKE, why bother oh can you super size that?

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