OK I could not stand it after dinner, after I ate Pork, carrots, baked potato, I had to go for a walk. I put my lovely sweat belt on and bra and then of course my skype called me so I sat staring at myself on the computer that was pleasant, kind of like when you go to the clothing store and you go
"oh I like that shirt" and then you go to the dressing room put it on turn around and look in the not 1 but 3 mirrors of yourself and puke.
You run out leave the clothes behind and when you get home you squeeze your fat ass back into your old pants and pretend it never happened. Anyways I grabbed my walking stick in case I get attacked by a horse, crow or bunny rabbit and we walk our 3 miles, me huffing and puffing and dreaming of something puffy, I drag myself up the last few feet just to get home and I am still sweating, so you all better be reading this, cause I am working my butt off to lose weight.
"oh I like that shirt" and then you go to the dressing room put it on turn around and look in the not 1 but 3 mirrors of yourself and puke.
You run out leave the clothes behind and when you get home you squeeze your fat ass back into your old pants and pretend it never happened. Anyways I grabbed my walking stick in case I get attacked by a horse, crow or bunny rabbit and we walk our 3 miles, me huffing and puffing and dreaming of something puffy, I drag myself up the last few feet just to get home and I am still sweating, so you all better be reading this, cause I am working my butt off to lose weight.
Now that was a funny one, you have got to write like that..good for you..
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