"The Hot Walker"

I don't mean a Hot walker as in sexy hot, I mean it was Hot outside what was I thinking? I ate my hot bowl of oatmeal, then I put on my sweat belt, my hat and we started down the hill, I was so proud only cause we were going down hill, then I got the I am getting old my ankle hurts all I did was step on it oh well. There was a lovely breeze that lasted about 1 minute and then at the bottom of the hill the sun woke up, my faced started turning red and I was starting to perform a scene from being Lost in a Desert, the oh God I am not going to make it, how much further, now I have been walking a mile by this time maybe 20 minutes but I was out there. I finally found a shade tree and dumped what water sparingly from my bottle, because I did have a few feet to go, and I was ready for another mile on flat ground.
Up ahead I saw 2 huge dogs they were so cute it was like they were cheering me on or something they sat so proud, as we got closer the one dog was not cheering me on he was flashing me, yep I saw a dog wiener today, I kept moving forward. Along the way I have noticed on my walks people are pigs, there whole dinner was just laying there in the middle of the street they had tacos and burritos and chips I could tell because I did recognize the bag, but I was strong and did not pick up the leftovers and eat them, anyways they could at least throw away there trash.
It was finally the last mile with my head up high and thinking I cannot wait to sit down, I took a swig of my water but my lungs did not want anymore so they decided to projectile it straight out like the excorcist, I wonder if anyone was watching as I was choking. I finally caught my breath and made it up the last hill, got in the house stripped my workout clothes off and boy does that sweat belt work hopefully I sweated of something. Now when is lunch I am hungry!